MarsCorp

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A new supervisor, E.L. Hob, is sent to humanity’s one and only colony on Mars in 2072. When she wakes up, she finds the people living there have a culture that’s totally alien to her, but one she must live with and manage in order to complete the vital mission to terraform the planet.

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MarsCorp is a scripted, full-cast comedy sci-fi podcast. Season 1, which features 12 episodes, was released between July and September 2016. Since then we’ve released the MarsCorp: Human Capital spin-off series, Christmas and Halloween specials, and the six-part Martin Chronicles.

The second season of MarsCorp is currently in production.

You can support the production of the show on the Definitely Human Patreon, and get access to literally days’ worth of exclusive extra content.

Get extra content and help make Season 2 of MarsCorp at Patreon

Follow MarsCorp on Twitter @MarsCorpBase.

 


Credits

Actors
Robert Benedetti-Hall
Ailsa Dalling – Kim Page
Tom Dalling – Tom Dalling
Jon Day – Baxter, Brian Durant
Penelope Day – Dan Bungle, Maple Florentine
Mark Desebrock – Colin Denham
Amelie Edwards – Hayley Barrett
Derek Elwood – Martin Mann
Susanna Gordon – Jo Grey, Sue Wolfe
Luke Georgewill – Zack Gusman, Johari Ismail
Piers Hunt – Paul Honeycutt
Maxamillian John – Maxamillian John, BarberBot
David Kallo – John Smith
Mark Keegan – Simon Badcocke, Baines
David Knight – David Knight
Jack Lee – BusinessBot
EJ Martin – Anika Wainwright, Ursula Atkins-Lockley
Lexie McDougall – Bonnie Clarke
Alex Mew – Chris Eveson
James Naylor – Mark Garner, Clay, Oliver Durant
David Price – Dave Price
Laila Pyne – Carol Barqawi
Molly Small – Jessica Horn
Max Sterne – Adam Summers, Ian Garner
Emma Stirling – Chip Dalling, Grace Rogers
Marysia Trembecka – Donna Page
Katie Turner – Dawn Cox
Lucas Tyldesley – Tiny Martin
Rosa Tyldesley – Tiny Hob
Max Upton – Eric Lyon
Graham Vick – Steve Church, Bernard Egg
Helen Watkinson – E. L. Hob
Matthew Woodcock – Jim Lake

Music
Jon Day
Jonny Phethean
Ben Osborn
Joshua Empyre – joshuaempyre.bandcamp.com/
John Molesworth
The Amorettes – theamorettes.com
Kevin Macleod – incompetech.com
Shooby Taylor – shooby.com

MarsCorp Season 1 written, produced and edited by Tom Dalling, David Knight, and David Price.
MarsCorp: Human Capital written by Maxamillian John and David Knight, and produced and edited by David Knight and Tom Dalling.

 


Artwork

Episode artwork by Eric Chow. MarsCorp spaceman logo by Jack Lee.

The Infinite Bad

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In the aftermath of World War I, four strangers find themselves caught in a web of evil beyond their reckoning. To survive, they must band together despite their differences and unravel the grisly mysteries that entangle them.

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The Infinite Bad was a comedy-horror roleplaying podcast from veteran gamemaster Giorgio Mariani. It was released weekly from July 2017 to September 2018, and the show covered six adventures of globe-trotting horror over 65 episodes.

Follow the show on Twitter @TheInfiniteBad.

Credits
Giorgio Mariani – Gamemaster
Eleanor Koller – Dorothy Taylor
Maxamillian John – Cornelia Cavendish
David Knight – Sebastian St Battenburg
Charlie May – Joy Dutton

Written by Giorgio Mariani. Additional material by Maxamillian John.
Produced and edited by Tom Dalling and David Knight.

Game System
The core of The Infinite Bad is the D20 Modern SRD, with the advantage mechanic from 5e D&D, the Sanity system from the D20 Call of Cthulhu game (which we’ve renamed Dread) and a streamlined skill system. The players report natural rolls and Giorgio applies stat modifiers.

 


Artwork

Adventure artwork by Eric Chow.

The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast

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The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast (or IWGBRP) is the internet’s first and foremost podcast dedicated to reviewing biscuits from around the world, as far as we know. In each episode, David Price and David Knight review a different biscuit, judging it on first impressions, taste, texture (including dunkability) and its ‘biscuitness’. They also look at how others view the biscuit by consulting the sage reviews left on sites like Amazon.

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The first season ran from July 2017 to February 2018, releasing every week.

You can listen to the 25-episode spin-off show IWGBRP Bitesize on the Definitely Human Patreon, where David and David discuss their ‘chocolate topped’ and ‘soggy biscuit’ things for the week.

List of Season 1 Reviews and FAQs

Follow the show on Twitter @IWGBRP.

The Bunker

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The Bunker is a breakfast radio show for the post-apocalypse generation. Set in the year 2414, the 12-episode series chronicles the misadventures of David, David and Tom as they struggle to host a one hour radio programme from their underground bunker – complete with guests, interviews, short stories and music – while keeping themselves segregated from the barbaric world outside.

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The Bunker was a monthly(ish) scripted comedy show, released between February 2014 and May 2015, with a Christmas special in 2016.

You can hear exclusive extra content from The Bunker at the Definitely Human Patreon.

 


Credits

Actors
Robert Benedetti-Hall
Anne Bird
Pippa Caddick
Claire Carreno
Jonathan Day
Amelie Edwards
Derek Elwood
Juliet de Gannes
Luke Georgewill
Piers Hunt
Daniel James
Maxamillian John
David Kallo
Ben Keenan
Alexis McDougall
James Naylor
Elizabeth Ollier
George Pierce
Laila Pyne
Samantha Rea
Megan Rogers
Sean Ruttledge
Rebecca Silverstein
Molly Small
Caroline Spencer
Max Sterne
Emma Stirling
Marysia Trembecka
Katie Turner
Helen Watkinson
Emily Wilden
Joanne Wong
Matthew Woodcock
Lee Yan Chak

Music
David Marc Alterman
The Amorettes
Apparat
Call Me Greenhorn
Tom Dalling
Jonathan Day
Keir Doherty
Rob Hunter
Joonipha
Mr Blazey
Ben Osborn
Sam Sandwich
Harold-Alexis Scheffel
Shuttle
Tom Popperwell
Too Much Coffee
Ian Wynne

Written by Tom Dalling, Maxamillian John, David Knight and David Price. Additional material by Nina Scott and Alex Mew.
Produced and edited by Tom Dalling and David Knight.

 


Episode Artwork

Art by Jack Lee.


Featured Short Stories
Ep 1 – ‘The Raven’s Skull,’ an old folk story. Performed by Tim Dalling.
Ep 2 – ‘It’s Over’. Performed by Ben Keenan.
Ep 3 – ‘The Island In The Sun’, an old Chinese tale. Performed by David Heathfield.
Ep 5 – ‘The Monster Hunters: The Hand of Anubis’. Written and performed by Matthew Woodcock and Peter Davis.
Ep 6 – ‘The Old General Wept’, written by Ben Osborn. Performed by Lexie McDougall.
Ep 7 – ‘Song For Ulvaak’ by Cossbysweater (Allison Goertz).
Ep 8 – ‘What The Moon Brings’ by HP Lovecraft. Performed by Helen Watkinson.
Ep 10 – ‘The Mouse, The Bird and The Sausage’, by the Brothers Grimm. Performed by Pippa Caddick.
Ep 11 – ‘I Am Dog’, by David Knight. Performed by the cast.

Interviews
Ep 1 – Mikey Please, animator and filmmaker.
Ep 2 – Stuart Laws, comedian and filmmaker.
Ep 3 – Jonathan Day, musician and songwriter.
Ep 4 – Catie Wilkins, writer, comedian and children’s author.
Ep 5 – David Fedele, documentary and filmmaker.
Ep 6 – Derek Elwood, actor
Ep 7 – Giorgio Mariani, dungeon master
Ep 8 – India Rose, brand strategist and content developer.
Ep 10 – Tom Swarbrick, journalist
Ep 11 – Musicbot (Kevin MacLeod incomptech.com)

The Monster Hunters

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Take a trip back to swinging London in the early 1970s and meet Roy Steel, ex-big game hunter, and Lorrimer Chesterfield, a brain in the shape of a man. Together they are The Monster Hunters! Their mission: to protect the country from vampires, werewolves and a whole pantheon of unmentionable terrors!

Taking its cue from the classic period of British horror and adventure, the 1960s and 70s, The Monster Hunters is a comedy adventure series written by and starring Peter Davis and Matthew Woodcock.

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You can support the production of the show on the Definitely Human Patreon, and get access to literally days’ worth of exclusive extra content.

Follow The Monster Hunters on Twitter @HuntingMonsters.

 


Artwork

Season artwork by Eric Chow.

Pax Fortuna!

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Pax Fortuna! is a comedy-fantasy roleplaying podcast. In the merchant republic of Fortuna, there are no kings and no knights, only the levelling honesty of gold. Our heroes must beat, bluff and blunder their way through an array of sticky situations and shady characters.

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Pax Fortuna’s first season was released weekly between July and December 2019, comprising of six adventures over 26 episodes. Each adventure is a high-octane romp featuring players from The Infinite Bad, as well as new players and guests from other Definitely Human shows.

Follow Pax Fortuna! on Twitter @VisitFortuna.

Credits
Maxamillian John – Writer and Gamemaster
Tom Dalling – Tony the Shrimp
Jade Fitton – Joanie Formantelli
Charlie May – Abstinence de Montfault
Harry May – Alfonso Boyo
David Knight – Selwyn Bloodstorm
Eleanor Koller – Almira Q Appleby
Giorgio Mariani – Father Theobold Brandlebury
David Price – Luca from Tuca
Elizabeth Smyth – Sir Victor Bartelemi
Matthew Woodcock – Nikolaus Flyte

Written by Maxamillian John.
Produced and edited by Tom Dalling, Maxamillian John and David Knight.

Artwork
Artwork by Eric Chow.

Down

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Down is a 24-part science-fiction series about an expedition into a newly-discovered Antarctic trench, dubbed The Bottomless Pit. The company-backed research submarine Virgil is elegant, state-of-the-art, and capable of withstanding enormous pressures. The same cannot be said for her crew.

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Down premiered on 1st January 2020, with episodes releasing every week for six months.

Follow Down on Twitter @BeckettStation.

Credits
Peter Davis – Dr Stephen Frame
Jon Day – Priest
Amelie Edwards – Newsreader, Zoe
Maxamillian John – Tony, Control
Simon Kane – Tom
Mark Keegan – Van Lutyens
David Knight – Charlie Dresden
Lexie McDougall – Dr Marion Straker
Laura Marshall – Virgil
EJ Martin – Laura Mentorn
Max Upton – Sam Jansen
Ben Whitehead – Therapist, Boss
Matthew Woodcock – Marcus Wilde

Written by Matthew Woodcock, David Knight and Maxamillian John
Edited by David Knight
Sound design by Tom Dalling
Music by Jonathan Day
Art by Eric Chow

Back to Earth

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Fashion Designer Charlie May has escaped city life and gone back to her roots as a West Country farmer. Join her each week as she learns the basics of living sustainably, grows her own fruit, veg and wine, delves into her family’s history, and comes up with alarmingly ambitious plans to modernise the farm and ensure its survival. From fashion to farming, there’s got to be some transferable skills, right?

Please note: this is a non-fiction podcast. It’s actually real. It’s happening.

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Back to Earth premiered on 29th March 2021, with episodes releasing every week.

Follow Back to Earth on Twitter @BacktoEarthPod, and on Instagram @BacktoEarthPodcast.

Credits
Hosted by Charlie May
Music by Jon Day
Artwork by Eric Chow
Produced and edited by David Knight

Hello Humans

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There are currently over 100 podcasts worldwide, in a dizzying variety of genres from interview to cowboy. Subscribe to Hello Humans for a selection of our favourite podcast episodes from beyond the Void.

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Hello Humans launched on 1st October 2021, with a loosey-goosey release schedule.

Follow Hello Humans on Twitter @HelloHumansRecs.

Credits
Artwork by Eric Chow
Edited by David Knight
Sound design by Maxamillian John

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