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|1||McVitie's Milk Chocolate Digestive||DP: 2|
|"Very dry" "rubbish chocolate" "A biscuit for fucking casuals"|
|"The peak of biscuit technology" "Holy shit, man. This is blowing my mind a bit" "God bless America"|
|3||Hob Nobs||DP: 1|
|"A Talented Mr Ripley biscuit" "A hipster Digestive" "We've been nobbled"|
|4||Bourbon Creams||DP: 2|
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