IWGBRP – Biscuit Reviews

Multicoloured collage of Oreo cookies

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1McVitie's Milk Chocolate DigestiveChocolate DigestiveDP: 2
DK: 2
DP: 3.5
DK: 4
DP: 5
DK: 5
DP: 10.5
DK: 11
"Very dry" "rubbish chocolate" "A biscuit for fucking casuals"
2OreosOreo cookieDP: 4
DK: 3.5
DP: 2.5
DK: 2.5
DP: 1
DK: 1
DP: 7.5
DK: 7
"The peak of biscuit technology" "Holy shit, man. This is blowing my mind a bit" "God bless America"
3Hob NobsHob Nob biscuitDP: 1
DK: 1
DP: 1
DK: 1
DP: 1
DK: 1
DP: 3
DK: 3
"A Talented Mr Ripley biscuit" "A hipster Digestive" "We've been nobbled"
4Bourbon CreamsBourbon Cream biscuitDP: 2
DK: 2.5
DP: 4
DK: 2.5
DP: 3
DP: 2.5
DP: 9
DK: 7.5

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