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| EP | BISCUIT | TASTE | TEXTURE | BISCUITNESS | OVERALL | COMMENT | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | McVitie's Milk Chocolate Digestive |  | DP: 2 DK: 2 | DP: 3.5 DK: 4 | DP: 5 DK: 5 | DP: 10.5 DK: 11 | "Very dry" "rubbish chocolate" "A biscuit for fucking casuals" |
| 2 | Oreos |  | DP: 4 DK: 3.5 | DP: 2.5 DK: 2.5 | DP: 1 DK: 1 | DP: 7.5 DK: 7 | "The peak of biscuit technology" "Holy shit, man. This is blowing my mind a bit" "God bless America" |
| 3 | Hob Nobs |  | DP: 1 DK: 1 | DP: 1 DK: 1 | DP: 1 DK: 1 | DP: 3 DK: 3 | "A Talented Mr Ripley biscuit" "A hipster Digestive" "We've been nobbled" |
| 4 | Bourbon Creams |  | DP: 2 DK: 2.5 | DP: 4 DK: 2.5 | DP: 3 DP: 2.5 | DP: 9 DK: 7.5 |
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